Rose day, Kiss day, Chocolate day, Valentine's day, Hug day...*dies of too much mush*
*resurrects from the ashes of mush*
Oh, well, minus an excess of goo-ey saliva, what's wrong with an overwhelming surge of love?
Back in the month of November, Rhonda Stapleton held a giveaway of her debut novel, Stupid Cupid. To be eligible for the contest, you had to write the most horrible love poem. I was snooping around when I found my entry, which I decided to post up here. I didn't win (turns out someone else's poem was horribler than mine) but the sadistic person I am, here's some cyber love coming your way. Cringe on.
Boy Toy
Hey pretty boy
Will you be my toy?
You make my tummy flip
And my heart play funny tricks
Every time you pass by my door
I keep wanting you more
Your skin is like vanilla cream
And lips the stuff of dreams
When on the busy road
As I try to dodge the Fords
Your face is all I see
So pretty boy, will you go out with me?
Moving on from cringe to awe (in respect to the sharing of love), Race my Cyber Twinsy destined for greatness, sent me the ILYCYAAYB blog award.
*breaks into merry dance*
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*schools self*
I'm supposed to pass this on to 5 bloggers I absolutely love. If I could, I'd resend it to Race, because she is made of wow-ness. If that's not allowed, I'll pass this on to you:
Karla: Queen of WiPs and SNIs- from Robin Hood to suicide victim savior, she has them all. Enough said.
Bailey: Have a look at all those author interviews! And that gorgeous Blue Abyss cover *sighs*
Choco: The most kickass book reviewer I know, who triggers some very interesting conversations on her blog.
Emilia: Because PWK made me decide to stay on in blogosphere and she rocks. Period.
Amna: Writer of the first blog I started following and I'm still hooked!
Now, it's your turn to pass it on.
Oh, and have you ever tried writing a horrible love poem?
10 comments:
I actually don't think that poem is horrible :P It was very cute.
And thank you for the award! EEEK!
Hey, yay! Award is getting around! :D
And lol aw, that poem is cute, Bee.
I think the poem's cute, too! haha. Although the line "Your skin is like vanilla cream" is pretty funny :D
Thank you SO MUCH for the award!! <33
Thanks so much for the award! And I <33 the poem :p
Ohh by the way, I left you shiny awards on my blog too!
http://karlaerikacal.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-awards-what.html
I'd send you a big hug here but I'm afraid it might make you cringe!
:)
That's okay, Beth. Hugs are fine <33
awww, that poem is so cute!
thank you so much x
I think your poem is cute, too. It made me giggle :-)
Oooh, YOU are awesome!
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